Happy Dussehra/ Vijayadashami Funny Jokes, Messages & SMS 2023

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Happy Dussehra Vijayadashami Funny Jokes, Messages & SMS 2023

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1 din ravan disco mein gaya
aur
waha jaa kar behosh ho gaya
kyun?
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Kyun ki
waha gate par likha tha
entry fees RS 1500/- per head.
Happy Vijayadashami 2023

Ram’s APPLICATION to Ravan To
The Ravan,
Lanka puri,
Sri lanka.
R/sir
I beg to say that You have kidnapped my wife, Mrs. Sita. She is very beautiful. I have only single
wife & I dont know, how to cook food. Please
send her by your plane bcz there is no petrol in my
‘BULLET’
Happy Dussehra 2023

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jan-e-sukun aa bhi ja tera hi intazar hai aankhon se ashk hai ravan jan bhi beqarar hai hone ko fasl-e-gul bhi hai davat-e-aish hai magar apni bahar ka mujhe aj bhi intazar hai sare sahare ishq ke toot chuke hain hijr mein ek tumhari yaad bas dard ke gam-gusar hai ahad-e-vafa ka aap ke lutf-o-karam ka aap ke aur kisi …

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
Happy Dasara 2023!

वकील- गीता पर हाथ रखकर कहो की..
. मुजरिम- ये क्या, सीता पर हाथ लगाया तो कोर्ट में बुलाया, अब फिर गीता पर हाथ!!
Happy Vijya Dashami 2023

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai…Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,
tujhe” meri kasam, kya hua?
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Ravaan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya…..