Happy Engineer Day Funny Jokes Messages & SMS Wishes

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Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
Happy Engineer Day 2017

R U emotionally numb..?
Creatively challenged..?
Artistically void..?
Socially outcast..?
Financially zero..?
Congratulations..
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You are an ENGINEER..!
Happy Engineer Day 2017

Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine??
Student:
What Sir??
Teacher:
Yes Its Correct JAMES WATT
Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur General Knowledge
Happy Engineer Day 2017

Wikipedia: Enter
a word… I have pages to tell.
Google: Enter a query… I have
unlimited ways to answer.
Internet: Without me, you both
are Nothing.
Computer: Without me, You all
are useless.
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Electricity: Keep Talking.
Happy Engineer Day 2017!

If money is lost
→ nothing is lost
If health is lost
→ something is lost
But
if character is lost,
→ 8 BITS are lost
Happy Engineer Day 2017

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.
Happy Engineer Day 2016!

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????
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. Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab….
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.
. .
Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
Taash khelte hain…. 😀
Happy Engineer Day!

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le …
Happy Engineer Day 2017!

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